B.O.M. - Episode 0078 - Marble Porn

The Bums kick off the head-end of S3:E0078 with NCAAM Final Four hijinks; Lucy coins a new March term; Caitlin Clark is one woman wrecking crew — becoming a national sports celebrity (and rightfully so, and also, it’s about fucking time); MLB’s opening day starts on a positive note for both Chicago teams; Phillies catcher J.T. Realmuto is sent to the showers for not having eyes in the back of his head (or for gaslighting the ump, we can’t tell); ….and it’s with great pleasure….; Basketball Hall of Fame inductees are reviewed in a speed round — and not all of them are shoe ins; in NFL news, what the actual fuck is going on with the Baltimore Ravens, and separately, why can’t Lamar Jackson get paid (Rocky has a hypothesis); Washington’s NFL franchise is on the sales block to determine who flicks piece of shit Daniel Snyder off the gridiron; and close with a angling scandal for the ages.

The tail-end begins with quiet and solemn reflection in the wake of yet “another school shooting”; Rocky’s new medicine cabinet is fancier than a Canadian tuxedo; the Bums dive into another epic beer review with Downers Grove, Illinois-based Goldfinger Brewing’s “Original Lager” (5.2% ABV), an “unobtrusive, crisp, light, yet flavorful” creation with malt and noble hop flavors that impress; Rocky has acquired a blind Whiskey tasting kit to test the palates of Eddie and Paddy; the biggest, fattest, most racist piece of shit just got himself indicted (no tears); and close with Eddie hating on Florida with a passion, following their latest embarrassment (getting tough to keep track).  This and more cussing and outrageous opinions than most of you can afford. 

Recorded on March 30th, 2023 at B.O.M.’s global headquarters ‘East Bunker’ in Chicago, IL USA. 

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