B.O.M. - Episode 0106 - Doody Wars

The Bums are back in action with S4:E106, where the top half begins with NFL free agency criticism and chatter; the Justin Fields watch continues(d); former NFL head coach Jon “Chucky” Gruden joins ELF’s Milano team as an “adviser”; sculptors in L.A. need auto-correct, as Kobe’s statue is riddled with typos; opening day MLB action will be upon us shortly; Dylan Cease finds himself in San Diego; March Madness bracket shenanigans are here (and the Bums approve); and close the top half with news from DePaul, who’ve signed Chris Holtman as their new grease board engineer.

The bottom half starts with a glass half full with Hammond, IN-based Byway Brewing Company’s creation —“Mustang” (ABV 7%), a smooth and drinkable stout with a roasted coffee, dark chocolate lean-in, which could be described as ‘medium-bodied’ with flashes of cherries, vanilla, and sweet roasted malt (rock solid); the Bums are fed TF up with pop diva Madonna, and her embarrassing overtures and plastic surgeries aimed at chasing the fountain of youth (ridiculous); A-A-Ron “Equine Face” Rodgers is being courted as a U.S. Veep hopeful by yet another self-centered douchebag (best of luck); the Paddy Report returns with a look into infamous motto, ‘Duty, Honor, Country’; talk turns to tech, as the Bums ponder the Feds proposed ban on Tik Tok — meanwhile, kids in Texas are getting AR-15s for their third or fourth birthdays (nothing to see here); and close with a choreography lesson on how to clap (yeah, this is what soceity has devolved into…dumb asses who need help clapping).  All of this splendor, book-ended by naughty language and hot takes — get some before we are cancelled.

Recorded on March 14th, 2024 at B.O.M. northwest headquarters ‘The Eagle’s Nest’ in Chicago, IL USA.